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Maybe the Twins can feed the homeless hotdogs

This would be a really great idea I could push when I’m governor.  How about the Twins give any leftover food they have after the games from the stadium to the homeless people in Minneapolis.  This just seems like a good idea and I can’t be the only person who thinks this.

I wonder if we could do something similar in St Paul with the WILD?  The amount of food would depend on how much was left over, but with all the teams (Go Vikes!) playing all year round you could pretty much have extra food all over the Twin Cities from all of these sports stadiums.

Hotdogs are probably not the best kind of food for people to be eating, but if it’s the only food you might be getting that day it’d be better than nothing.  Maybe the homeless could even earn their food by cleaning up the downtowns.

This is one of the good ideas the DFL Democrats don’t want you to hear from me which is why they didn’t endorse me.  They want you to vote for Margaret Keliher.  She’s smart and has a lot of experience and could easily win against Tom Emmer and Mark Seifert, but so could I!

Vote Ole Savior to help the homeless!


Well, I hate you people.

I can’t understand why the Democratic DFL party can’t take me seriously. I’ve run enough times now to know what it takes to be Governor. They’re loss.

I even proposed a bunch of good ideas today and everything and people just wouldn’t listen. I’d keep the Minnesota State Fair open all year round so we can do tourism and make money so we wouldn’t have to raise taxes.

And then I had my truck smashed into when I was at the casino! That was terrible!

Casinos always have great buffets. Here’s another idea. Feed the homeless people with the stuff nobody ever eats at the buffet. Who wants to eat that weird tasting macaroni and cheese? give it to the homeless!

And I meant what I said today. I’m just going to show all of you people. I’m going to show you that Im serious and you’ll be wishing you hadn’t laughed at me. I’ve got great ideas if you’d bother listening to them.

and you might as well change the DFL mascot to a unicorn! I’ll give you that one for free because it’s a great idea and it would be popular with people.