If the DFL changed it’s mascot to be a unicorn it’d be a lot more interesting.
Donkeys aren’t very interesting and elephants are stupid. We’d be able to use more rainbows in our publications to. Here is a good song we could use about unicorns.
Here’s a great unicorn political website on the Facebook: My Politics Revolve Around Unicorns Facebook Page
Unicorns are peaceful and so are democrats. We represent all of the colors of the rainbow. Unicorns have horns which means they could be fierce, but are peaceful because they care.
I suppose we could also just put a horn on the donkey, but then republicans could just put a horn on an elephant and then we’d be back at square one.
Donkicorns and elephicorns.